| castle movie dream. john lithco, paul rudd, tracy morgan, ect. |
[Apr. 3rd, 2009|08:20 am] |
I had a strange and awesome dream.
The dream started out being a resident evil/ survival horror dream. I was in this big house with zombies, and these girls came up and started trying to kill me and eat me. at first the game was like a video game and I died three times by these girls that came up and killed me. then I figured out something I had to do and somehow they swarmed me and all melded into one cray girl zombie and I fended her off and then made it upstairs where I found other survivors including a king of the castle we were in. he said the zombies were residents of Xanthia, a kingdom who was trying to take control of everything. I met a friend who is Nathan Fillion (Captain Mal from the movie Serenity and the show Firefly). Tracy Morgan was the king, and he kept telling me to wash out the best toilet in the castle with cold water, as cold as an ice cold 40 oz for this one guy who was his favorite person. apparently I felt very jealous. king Tracy made me go downstairs to wash out the toilet for this guy again, instead I just decided to not do it and say I did, so I got outside to tell him this and they are all playing basketball. This guy who is his favorite is Paul Rudd from role models, knocked up, like every Judd Apetow movie, or every good comedy lately. also he is playing basketball with Michael Ian Black and David Wain. anyways, everyone is leaving so I pick up the basketball and throw it at him hard, causing him to question if I hate him, I tell him no, then we have a heart to heart about how I was jealous and he tells me he doesn't want to be the kings favorite. then we see zombies coming across our bridge. so now me, comedian Micheal Showalter (from Stella, The Baxter, Wet Hot American Summer), and Paul Rudd are fending off the zombies with our bare hands, and then they become skeleton warriors with staffs that have skulls on the end. well they eventually get Paul Rudd and carry him away, and I grab one of their staffs and try to fight off the mass of skeletons to save him but we are over powered and I tell Micheal Showalter we have to turn back. Then I feel pretty crappy about things happening, and as we cross teh bridge we realize that the skeletons are marching on the castle, and John Lithco is in front of the castle. apparently he is the leader of Xanthia and is a powerful wizard. He tells me the castle is his, and he laughs his john Lithco laugh. Then I pull a pin off of the bridge causing it to collapse and destroy many of the skeletons. then john is angry and I grab him and try to push him down the ravine the bridge is over and he falls but teleports himself to the other side. then I say "good thing you're a wizard, huh?" and he yells and disapears. then for some reason I am on the other side of the moat, but it's not a chasm anymore it's a river. I apparently can't swim across, but then in the distance I see Nathan Fillion riding a giant hummer and he drives it in the water like a boat, and I swing over to it on a vine, but as I get there he backs up jokingly every time I swing over to get on, then I tell him to quit screwing around there are skeletons coming for me and he drives the hummer boat over and I get on. then we went back to the castle and king Tracy killed himself. people were making jokes about him, saying that his jeweled teeth don't taste very good, and saying something about his funeral "louvres" being replaced with honeymoon "louvres" because no one really misses him. In this dream I made up a cultural item apparently unique to this kingdom, because a louvre is supposed to be a chocolate eaten at important times in peoples lives, and funeral ones are supposed to be different than honeymoon ones. but since people were glad he was dead they put out honeymoon ones instead to make the mood happy. Then I wake up.
That is about all I remember. Its was a pretty awesome dream, and I haven't really had many dreams with characters from movies in it, it's usually my friends. sometimes in my dreams I do make up weird cultural or historical events that happened in that dreams alternate reality. there were so many strange things in it that made it seem just like a movie or something. I don't understand but it's pretty sweet. I had to write it down before I forgot it. |
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