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ghostbusters salsa/ incredible hulk [Sep. 30th, 2008|07:01 pm]
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It's been a long time since I last updated. I have had a couple of new dreams that are worth recording.

the first one I was making corn salsa for most of the dream. I was making it with deacon from king of queens. I spent a lot of time looking for a bundt cake pan to cut the corn from the cob. after I made it I then proceeded with my master plan. my plan in this dream was to cover the ground of north america in corn salsa to spread awareness of latin hip hop. I know it sounds kind of cliche/racist, but that's what I dreamed.

The other dream I had just last night and it was amazing. I was a ghostbuster. Most people don't know but when I was in middle school I was a ghostbusters fanatic. I made a web page about it and a tribute page to lewis tully (rick moranis, the fifth ghostbuster. Anyways I was a ghostbuster and we were putting a trap into the containment grid when the dream started. After doing that I went outside of the station, and next to it was an actual fire station for new york. I bumped into a captain who told me they had a haunted couch. I grabbed the rest of the guys and we went upstairs to investigate. going upstairs I saw a sofa bed folded into a bed, and turned my proton pack on. this was not the haunted sofa though. I moved up the stairs and saw in a smaller alcove off of the main room there was an ugly green sofa with a stuffed bear on it. the bear had closed eyes, and I was watching both sofas to see if they were haunted, then the eye on the bear opened fast and I blasted it with my proton pack and started smashing it against the walls. then I grabbed the trap and caught it. then I woke up and was happy that I had been a ghostbuster, if only for a little while. I believe this has something to do with why at a party I was at recently I delegated myself and friends to be ghostbusters, turner was the black one. I was a little tipsy, since I hadn't cut loose since my bachelor party. also, I went incredible hulk and ripped my shirt in half starting at the collar, and lifted a chair over my head. I tried to rip the T-shirt again while I was sober the next day and I couldn't get the collar to rip without straining at it. while drunk I obliterated it apparently. It's kind of disconcerting to know that I have drunk strength.

for those of you who are interested in my life, I am doing good. married life is agreeing with me. I am doing great at Star EMS. I was offered a position on our occupational health and safety team. I will be giving breathalizer tests. it's technically breath tests, as "breathalizer" is a trade name, just like "dumpster". but I will be doing that, TB tests, urine tests, fit tests and other things. It will be on a on call basis. if someone at AkzoNobel or in our other contract areas get in a forklift accident at 3AM I will go and give them urine and breath tests. I know it doesn't sound too exciting but I am pumped that my Boss is taking notice of my hard work.

That's it really.
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[User Picture]From: [info]thecookandnick
2008-10-02 09:45 pm (UTC)

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I sell scales to AkzoNobel, & numerous other jokers down there. Where are you living, Livonia area?
[User Picture]From: [info]jkeef2001
2008-10-04 03:35 am (UTC)

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I live in Waterford. AkzoNobel has a plant around Pontiac/Auburn Hills I think. I haven't been there yet but I'm told that we get a lot of business from them.

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